Tarzan as parlayed by Buster Crabbe Bruce Bennett (Herman Brix at a hundred years old) Johnny Weismuller and Lex Barker... turns to Maureen O’Sullivan “Jane it’s a jungle out there.”
II
Donning his skin tight leotards as thou cast in the role of a motivational speaker swinging from
giant redwood trees...the former Olympian swimmer knocked his dred locked 2000 year old head against the picture window.
“A jungle of a tsunami out there, m’love”,” stepping onto the porch in the same rhythm as a Boston Celtic point guard in the guise of a rondo (a musical construct of Beethoven and Mozart)
“ Surreal incredulous unbelievable,” our ape man bellowed as he swung over the
jungle’s labyrinth...........swamps quicksand cannibals poachers ...encroaching on the fauna and foliage of Doctor Schweitzer’s Africa.
III
Cheetah the chimpanzee, leaped from his tree house, clutching Tarzan’s loincloth.
“What’s playing out boss man?”
“What do you think, Cheetah? You’ve a survivor Living in this reality scene almost your whole life. Raising you as our own Sonny ,”said the former Olympic swimmer.
“Man’s inhumanity to man.” squawked Cheetah thru his teeth so nobody could hear ..never knowing if any spear throwing cannibals were listening,... their poison tipped spears pounced for the ambush....human or animal whatever.
“The law of the jungle what can I say Don’t y’think if I had my way Jane and I would turn our tree house.... the cable the electronic gimmicks I pods.... over to you and the family of Ape”
“Where would you belly up? Back to your ’civilization’s ode to love?”
“Weapons of mass destruction, Cheetah. .... unleashing suicide bombers as thou there was no tomorrow.,” the two clinging to the rope.... surfing their quintessential turf ...
“Tarzan you sound like you’re condescending, ,” said the chimp, peeling a banana...literally chomping at the bit while coasting thru the air, oblivious to the safaris on the jungle floor.......
The Tarzan sequels, Fay Wray’s King Kong”. George Marton’s “King
Solomon Mines”(second unit director) ...William Holden’s Kenya like safari before he settled in “Stalag 17" wth Billy Wilder, the Berlin born director capturing Holden’s soul in the WW2 prisoner of war camp
“Where’s the five dollars you owe me, coach?” he asked the Wilder in quest of the Bruin Trojan football bet he won..
IV
The chimp&Tarzan soaring over the dense underbrush Doctor Schweitzer called his sanctuary....
”A blessed sanctuary..... indeed.”.
Cheetah into his pre loaded gizmo of an I pod with a remote favorite f m tuner of a hundred....
You guessed it......Rondos Rondos........... .
Enlightened Africa/, Spencer Tracy..”Doctor Schweitzer.. ,I presume”) May 20, 20010.
