entitlement grant to college graduates for a year of OJT...on the job training, restoring Niagara to its once idyllic reality scene for honeymooners, Niagara having lost its luster thru seismic shocks of same sex alliances.
II
Ed Norton and his alter eg ...a Hollywood Boulevard bus driver (B11) were too preoccupied in their own reality scene.....digging deep into tinsel town sewers, skewing the bus routes... to be fully conscious of the Niagara opportunities awaiting college graduates down on their luck, recouping their federal loans on tuition books dorms.
"Ralphie," he said,coming up from his daily dark hole into the apartment space he and his Trixie shared with the bus driver and his frau, Alice.
"The city of Niagra came up with a two hundred thousand($200000) refurbishing grant. A one year entitlement to put the town back on its feet. At the same time restoring the romantic flavor of Niagara Falls."
"Our Honeymooners, Norton. . But we’re working stiffs. They want under graduates.",said Kramden, taking off his jacket, his incognito shades, clad in his Bermuda shorts.
III
"Ralphie, remember the OJT Post&Paddock at Hollywopod race track. Same encroachment here. Even more so. Niagara became a sore spot seeking pros like us.
"Trixie and Alice... married wenches attest for our long post marital struggles thru the wars of same sex on Vbictoria’s secret web site.t. Viagra cialis the internet’s armagetton."
"We can make a difference, Norton?, : asked Kramden, stirring his spo0on into his coffee, his once bel;ligerent aggressive demeanor soaking up the idea of rehabilitating Niagara Falls and its defunct village.
IV
Meanwhile the wives....Alice and Trixie bent on their shopping spree, were aghast on hearing their spouses’s latest fadangle Don Quixote Richard Straus "Der Eulenspiegal"
"You don’t need us, mister Kramden......"
"Alice, Norton came up with the proposition. You and Trixie are part of the package. There was no credibility on the Honeymooners without you girls."
"That was a different era. So long ago. The country was...."
‘Credibility, credoitability....you and Trixie made our CBS run. We can do it again 3000 miles away at the Falls. Relive our romantic yesterdays in present time ....Nton pack Trixie’s bags...nmd not the ones under her eyes."
V
How these four Honeymooners of time past were able to finagle their way to Niagara Falls, it surely wasn’t because of their wedding rings and their "I do"s into matrimonial bliss.
Niagara’s founding fathers hired them at the drop of a 13 week renewal.
The town of Niagara hae no choice, throwing the dice. ..
Ralphie at the brnink of the thunderous Fallsa, passing out his guile to newlyweds.
Norton at the bottom, reassuring them of the bliss that awaited .
Alice and Trixie in their Niagara store, polisahing their five decades of bliss amdist the fracas and anxieties.....
Nirvana or oblivion
July 5, 2012
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